Late night intercom call (weapon lesson 2)

"Cucko-do-do, Cucko-do-do," booms into both the girls and boys dorm rooms via the intercom, waking every student up. "Wakey Wakey, Rise and burn, its only half past one. hehehe. This is your handsome weapons Teacher here," comes the rich voice of Mr. Gentlman Joker. "I hear my old buddie Luke told you all about how to get an automatic passing grade. Well heres your chance to learn how. Come to...."

You hear rustle of papers on the intercom.

"... Ah yes. hehehe. Sign up and come to the Grand hall, two hours after lunch. Bring your weapons and prepare yourselves for a weapon lesson in cats and hellhounds. Trust me you don't want to miss it. hehehe."